Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Congratulations! We have a period
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