break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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