you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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