Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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