So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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