he puts the penis in happiness.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
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hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
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Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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