Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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