Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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