oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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