I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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