We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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