i think my mom watched the whole time
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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