idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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