I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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