Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
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