He kissed a someone with a penis
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You dont lie about slip and slides
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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