is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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