just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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