And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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