So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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