90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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