worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
organizing the empties. That sober.
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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