Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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