uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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