We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Never joke about your clitoris.
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