Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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