Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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