I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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