if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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