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• (210): View more from Texas

  Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant

  (360): View more from Washington

  At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.

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• (607): View more from New York

  im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.

  (607): View more from New York

  way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  ...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  You were silly, high, and chewing on things.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly

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