love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is