Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples