Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16