Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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