Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Can I color on your dick again?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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