i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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