i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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