So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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