is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.