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(305): View more from Florida

If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there

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(305): If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there http://tfl.nu/dyet

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(630): View more from Illinois

the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.

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just thought you should know her name is kristen

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(630): the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me. (630): just thought you should know her name is kristen http://tfl.nu/a2dg

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(765): View more from Indiana

Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?

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(765): Did we both pass out talking about cake last night? http://tfl.nu/lgnr

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(702): View more from Nevada

We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.

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(702): We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside. http://tfl.nu/zfn8

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(850): View more from Florida

Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.

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(850): Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night. http://tfl.nu/mu48

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(228): View more from Mississippi

I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.

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(228): I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me. http://tfl.nu/ndpv

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(518): View more from New York

i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you

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(518): i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you http://tfl.nu/aqjq

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(915): View more from Texas

everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.

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(915): everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself. http://tfl.nu/tl80

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(703): View more from Virginia

Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix

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(703): Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix http://tfl.nu/hs2f

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(509): View more from Washington

He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.

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Is that even possible?

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I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.

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(509): He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me. (425): Is that even possible? (509): I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/y48j

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(512): View more from Texas

We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.

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(512): We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings. http://tfl.nu/68bg

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(518): View more from New York

Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.

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(518): Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked. http://tfl.nu/4s83

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(312): View more from Illinois

OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???

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(312): OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY??? http://tfl.nu/50ou

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(480): View more from Arizona

She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.

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(480): She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine. http://tfl.nu/3eun

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(678): View more from Georgia

I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night

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(678): I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night http://tfl.nu/4dps

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