Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(802): View more from Vermont

last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.

(917): View more from New York City

dollar well spent

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(858): View more from California

I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.

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(805): View more from California

do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?

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(404): View more from Georgia

I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.

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(971): View more from Oregon

I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.

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(330): View more from Ohio

French fry pizza

(502): View more from Kentucky

Are you brilliant or just really high?

(330): View more from Ohio

Can't it be both?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways

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(404): View more from Georgia

He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.

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