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• (404): View more from Georgia

  your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...

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  I just found it. I hope it leads to food.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?

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• (916): View more from California

  Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.

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• (831): View more from California

  So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today

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