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• (469): View more from Texas

  is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me

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  And I also said, "probe me"

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off

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  I mean come on

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• (817): View more from Texas

  So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.

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