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• (510): View more from California

  I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Are you high?

  (510): View more from California

  No. That's why it's odd

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time

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• (727): View more from Florida

  He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that

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• (360): View more from Washington

  i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.

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  oh. my. god. yes.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed

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• (315): View more from New York

  I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species

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