yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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