Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
Randomize
