No awkward lesbian experiences without me
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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