Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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