But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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