yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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