i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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