i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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