I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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