She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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