soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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