I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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