ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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