i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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