so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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