The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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