so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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